Reverse Blowjob

When a man has just came in a girl's mouth and she then proceeds to spit it back on his penis.

Man: "The Fuck are you doing?!?"

Woman: "It's a reverse blowjob."

Man: "....Get the fuck out."

by ktomb January 05, 2012

Reverse Stalkcology

The art of tricking a girl to stalk you because she is worried that you might be stalking her.

Dude, he is so good at reverse stalkcology that she know's his whole schedule and were he sits in class.

by FRC Carnage April 29, 2011

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 08, 2023

reverse namaste

When you fart while doing yoga.

During down dog i let a huge reverse namaste.

by Edfoo March 03, 2016

Reverse Boi

The “Reverse Boi” keeps you safe from all insults, also implying the insult, if someone were to say “No U” after roasting them they would now be double that.

Dude 1. Reverse Boi, ya teeth more crooked than an African president.
Dude 2. No U
Dude 1. I used Reverse Boi
Dude 2. Oh no
Dude 2 melts away into the space time continuum.

by Big Bobba March 26, 2018

Team reverse

Be in the " team reverse " is equivalent to think that in a gay couple, one like the other can top or bottom.

Girl 1 : I think that in Larry Stylinson, Louis tops.
Girl 2 : Oh no, you're so wrong! Harry tops babe!
Girl 3 : Team Reverse bitches!

by Anissa_LS October 22, 2013

reverse lobotomy

When some one stops being retarded

Oh I hope Ben had his reverse lobotomy he NEEDS to stop playin

by H-J the sequel May 02, 2023