Reverse Blowjob

When a man has just came in a girl's mouth and she then proceeds to spit it back on his penis.

Man: "The Fuck are you doing?!?"

Woman: "It's a reverse blowjob."

Man: "....Get the fuck out."

by ktomb January 6, 2012

Reverse-Habanero

Accidentally eating a habanero chill pepper intended for someone else who you attempted to prank/fool. Ideally you will have attempted to disguise the chilli in a serving bowl but fell victim to your own prank.

Hey mate.. you just reverse-habaneroed yourself!

by Gohikeacanyon February 25, 2020

reverse goldfish

It’s when you and your parter eat snacks and use them during foreplay while having sex.

me: did you and sam really reverse goldfish last weekend?
michael: yeah it was a good time, you and ur girlfriend should do it sometime.
me: shut up fatass

by longdiggitydong July 18, 2021

Reverse Snowman

When a carrot is inserted into the anus to stimulate and give pleasure. The opposite of what you'd expect to see on a nice winter's afternoon in your front garden with a more traditional snowman.

She reverse snowmaned him until he climaxed.

by Snowmanaman November 27, 2018

Reverse Cloudgirl

The act of getting nicely positioned between a tweeker's legs (preferably a female tweaker but whatever grabs your spunted brain), rolling a juicy bowl of Tina, taking a nice long hit on that bowl, and then blowing that big, fat cloud right into your tweaker accomplice's spun pussy (and/or other available orifice/s). Relax and recover oxygen in your lungs, and enjoy the show in front of your spinning eyeballs.

Hey Mistress M, spread those legs and grab the bowl after I take this hit, your vajayjay is about to be on the receiving end of a Reverse Cloudgirl.....now open wide.

by 360Archer November 16, 2021

reverse playdough

When a man is about to cum, but their partner says something so crazy the sperm shoots back into their testicles.

Trevor was balls deep in his girlfriend and just about ready to drop his load. All of the sudden she shouts "YOU'RE AS GOOD AS MY DAD"! Trevor and his future children realized that this chick was a little too much for them, and then proceeded to perform a reverse playdough.

by Axriel October 20, 2017

Reverse guillotine

When you fall and hit your neck off an object.

I was carrying a tv, fell, and reverse guillotined myself.

by Can’t think off a name July 31, 2021