put your boner away

What your ex-boyfriend says to get you to text him back after you’ve been ignoring him

“Hey Lauren...uhh.. put your boner away and let me know when you’re gonna stop being a little bitch. Okay bye!”

by Emperor Tito January 17, 2018

Putting up the 4's

Putting up the 4's mean you get no play

Desmond putting up the 4's because he gets no play

by May 31, 2022

Putting up a four and a two

means you get unlimited bitches

He’s putting up a four and a two he gets loads of bitches

by tamalad May 31, 2022

Put Clouds on Blue Sheets

The act of cumming on a blue bed sheet, blanket, etc.

Guy: Shit, I just put clouds on blue sheets, my moms gonna fuck me in the ass now

by Fluff_Sucker_69 May 25, 2018

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020

Put glue on my pants

Attempting to fool or manipulate someone.

You can't put glue on my pants. I know there's no such thing as military bases in Antarctica.

by moose90 April 13, 2021

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

by Coolest of All May 11, 2017