knuckle shuffle his piss pump

A hand job

I like him so much o the point I want to knuckle shuffle his piss pump

by lil spooky March 12, 2022

peel the pumpkin

the act of taking clothes off

“hopefully my girl will peel the pumpkin tonight”
“i cant facetime right now, i just peeled the pumpkin” “okay i’m gonna peel the pumpkin and then hop in the shower”

by spoookyjess June 20, 2022

The Dilworth Dump N' Pump

The act of self gratfification while defecating

"The reason I was on the toilet for so long is because I was doing the "Dilworth Dump N' Pump"

The dilworth dump n' pump; The act of self gratifucation while deficating

by T5carpe May 30, 2023

Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.

I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.

by Mike Blumpkin July 30, 2008

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.

Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.

by carterthekid January 7, 2008

Pump a Grump

To Pump a Grump, is to take a massive shit.

I ate 12 tacos, and that night i had to pump a grump.

by Nick Wolff June 18, 2006

pump

1. to copulate

2. the heart

3. to excite

He thought he was pumping with her, but all this time he was showing her his art collection.

by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2009