pooty booty

When get up from pooping, and there's a little piece of shit still in your ass.

"So I got up from taking a shit, and I had a pooty booty!

by NRSchertz October 27, 2014

josh potter

A man whore no matter who hes with

your so ugly not even josh potter would fuck you

by slag tits October 18, 2008

Potted Meat

The words used to describe a disgusting vagina that is loose and looks like it's falling apart. Some of the symptoms of potted meat is looseness, unpleasant smell, the ability for four fingers to easily be placed inside, and the appearance that the vagina is turned inside out. Potted meat is common among skankwhores and older women who have expierenced the ole dick a few times too many.

Yea son, Katie got that potted meat. It looked ground beef and felt like it too. I would rather put my dick in a blender!

by BigDaddyBC June 7, 2011

Crabby Patty

A hamburger from In- N - Out. Secret-Secret Menu, with 2 buns covered in Thousand Island dressing, then grilled to create a magnificent burger. Limited time only.

"Can I get a crabby patty, I love that burger."

by John Dickens May 30, 2008

harry potter freak

one who uses a british dialect (though not pertaining to britain in any way) with a rabid obssession to harry potter, daniel radcliffe, cedric diggory, and all other hp fiascos. one who has walked around in public bearing a lightning bolt on their forhead, wire-rimmed glasses, or a stick while shouting encantations.

Ned is wearing his Gryffindor robes again... what a harry potter freak!

by gizzard December 28, 2005

fatty patty

someone thats big or fat

ey mark, look at dat fatty patty she cant get in her car!

by bayshit December 11, 2007

a harry potter

A "harry potter" is not a person, but in fact an action. If you go through any of the harry potter movies or books, you will notice that the main character - harry potter cannot go 5 minutes without doing something foolish, stupid or downright embarassing.

Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.

E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire

*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*

Mr Psst: Hey everybody i am going to walk forward

*mr Psst falls over*

Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.

by Staplersaurus August 28, 2008