the worst kind of poo when you go to the toilet and are continuously wiping for what feels never ending.
"john went to the toilet for a poo and found he had a devil poo on his hands and had to wipe for ever and used lots of toilet paper"
by Drisky October 09, 2008
A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.
Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
by JCB123 June 22, 2010
The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
"Poo Patrol"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
by Benp00 February 16, 2010
Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.
by AG5000 August 19, 2014
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by Shawn Maglicic June 09, 2005
1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.
2. A watery defecation.
2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
by ETeezy January 18, 2010