A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.
Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.
The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)
This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.
The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)
This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
Man I was so sure I'd done the Perfect Poo, but when I looked in the bowl I saw there were some big skid marks.
by qwerty29 March 12, 2014
Get the Perfect Poo mug.The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
"Poo Patrol"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
by Benp00 February 16, 2010
Get the Poo Patrol mug.Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.
by AG5000 August 19, 2014
Get the poo envy mug.When you have an emotinal night, need to poo, call you mate and he comes in to hug you while singing Celine Dion
Last night I drank too much and now i feel sorry for myseld and i called Bob to meet me in the toilet and hug me while i have a cry poo!
by Jessa Nighty March 14, 2011
Get the Cry Poo mug.whe you are playing some type of outdoors game and you try to run faster than you ever have before, from then forword you trip and face plant into a pile of poo. could be dog,cat,deer,raccoon,bird,human,etc.
"man, last night i was playing capture the flag at peter's house and i was about to get tagged so i put my all out effort into it and poo nosed.
by grady penning August 3, 2007
Get the poo nose mug.A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.
Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
by JCB123 June 25, 2010
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