Alabama Hot Pocket

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips

Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.

by Donburey November 4, 2008

hot pita pocket with extra sprouts

When you fart in a girls mouth and then make her eat your ass hair.

Yo, i gave that biatch the ol' hot pita pocket with extra sprouts last night

by Mark Elliott October 25, 2006

Pocket Monster

An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.

"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"

by Sheeberweeber October 20, 2011

Love Pocket

Slang Term : for vagina

Descripition: a pocket in which you make sweet love in

As that sweet mexican juan shoved his dick into her pussy she screamed O YA FUCK MY LOVE POCKET U STUPID BITCH. And he replied No comprende

by Noahwashere December 18, 2006

Pocketlion

A small lion that fits in one's pocket and is used to attack unsuspecting victoms. Pocketlions can be deflected, but if it's done too late...well...it's too late.

"I have a lion in my pocket."
"Oh no, not a pocketlion!"

by CheebsF69 August 10, 2008

Pocket vagina

A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.

She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.

by Manhattan Wayne December 15, 2016

Poo Pocket

when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice.

Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"

by Misphit_Aus October 4, 2006