(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressing mug.(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressing mug.Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH
by notabearonblacktarheroin February 27, 2021
Get the Pineappl mug.An ancient move performed by 2 men where one would hold its balls in place and the second man would keep pressure on the balls while eating pineapples
by Bongojuic March 1, 2021
Get the Pineapple mug.Where 2 men do a practice on on man. This practice is where one man has his balls being crushed by the other while eating pineapple.
by Bongojuic March 1, 2021
Get the Pineapple mug.Pineapple hairs is the green little leave things on top of a pineapple. creds to Anix for making this word.
Anix: time to make the little green things on the pineapple top.
Me: HUH you should have a better explanation.
Anix: i know!! PINEAPPLE HAIRS!!!
Me: HUH you should have a better explanation.
Anix: i know!! PINEAPPLE HAIRS!!!
by McDonald’s.my.love March 9, 2021
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