Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church November 30, 2012
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losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity
Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.
by sir dank wank snog May 10, 2016
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Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.
Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!
by ltotheando November 16, 2020
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Paint-Gullopudos

One who gets angry when in physical contact with paint.
Carrie:Jimmie, don't be a paint-gullopudos.
Jimmie:What? I was just punching pai... oh yeah you're right.
by Taveouster March 09, 2018
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Paint Reinforced

It holds literally nothing up because it's paint and not wood or steel but it acts like it can.
When you're painting and there's a hole in the wood so you paint over it. "That's Paint Reinforcement for you."
"Is it made of wood?" "No, it's paint reinforced.
by Akumioko H. July 28, 2023
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Box Painting

The dying of one's pubic hair.

What color is your box painted?
Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"

Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)
by LeDarke March 09, 2020
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