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wide open

Working or playing hard and/or fast. Fast paced-Multitasking
1) I went to the repair shop today and man there were cars, people and parts everywhere, every technician was wide open trying to get the customers in and out.
2) Looks like a tornado came through here! Yeah, the kids were wide open at the birthday party.
3) What do you mean I didn't get much done today? Fool, I was wide open. I attended two meetings today and still finished all of names’ and my paperwork back up off me I handled my end.
Note: use with the phrase "out of control" for extra emphasis.
Call for back up this party is wide open out of control!!
by BookerJr. September 1, 2007
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Crane Operator

When a male stuffs his balls or (butters his marbles) into another female or males asshole and proceeds to lift up their body weight with only his scrotum. They must hold their butt muscles taunt in order to really grip his testicles. Is considered one of the most difficult sexual feats to achieve, and is highly respected in American Culture
-She thinks we are finally at the point in our relationship where I can be her Crane Operator

-President Obama announced today that he hopes every American child will one day grow up to crane operate on their significant other.
by Mackle2008 June 17, 2011
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Operation Valkyrie

Verb. To ejaculate you in her eye while yelling in German gibberish. The resulting ocular injury will result in the wearing of an eye patch similar to Tom Cruise's in Operation Valkyrie - http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Tom-Cruise-Valkyrie.jpg
Tom: How did that date go last night?
Ben: Ausgezeichnet!
Tom: What?
Ben: Let's just say that Operation Valkyrie was in effect.
by tBCSeattle January 6, 2009
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Open Relationship

1 For a female, the state or condition of being single. For a male, the state or condition of being a servile fuck-wit.

2. A heterosexual relationship or marriage in which the female engages in sexual relations with multiple partners and somehow talks the male into accepting this. The male partner in such a relationship is known as the patsy or victim. This person may speak openly about being "in an open relationship," but generally does not himself pursue alternate partners. The male in these cases is almost always a dutiful idiot, often a SNAG, who sits at home and develops a potentially deadly ulcer, while his partner gets nasty with every dude she can. This type of male is also known as a man-bitch.

The Open Relationship is exclusively dominated by the female. Normal men who wish to pursue multiple sex partners remain single or cheat. This does not include so-called swingers, a sub-class of perv.

The Open Relationship is, more often than not, a precursor to divorce, or occasionally to homicide.
Debbie and Emil are in an open relationship.

Dude! Oh my God. She invited me over for dinner with the two of them.

Don't do it, man. Fake your own death. Anything. There is no good outcome.

What if I go over while he's out of town?

Oh, that's fine then.
by Randomness Personified February 28, 2011
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Operator

A person who loves flirting and leading people on. They are really good at this because they are very good at changing and controlling variables in different scenarios. They "operate" the way things happen around in a way that benefits them.
Boy: Wow that girl is so hot!
Boy's Friend: You're such an operator you'll get her
Boy organizes several ways to "accidentally" on purpose meet her and be at the same place as her etc. Flirting like crazy all the while.
by supasecretbutterfly March 25, 2011
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open relationship

A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.
Dude, I heard your girlfriend slept with John, why are you still with her?
Nah, it's cool, we're in an open relationship.
by skrewler February 13, 2010
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Opera

An fast internet browser which only renders standards compliant code. Since a large portion of websites rely on non-standard code, Opera is out of touch with the real world.
In a perfect world Opera would be the browser of choice. Until then, many developers will sadly find it easier to block opera browsers.
by koehlerdus March 3, 2010
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