tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

brillo dick

1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad

2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two

1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick

2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red

by theTSMilitia August 27, 2008

Taint dick

The internal portion of the penis located between the scrotum and anus.

I went to the doctor's office for a penile enlargement. He cut cut a ligament and now I have a couple of extra inches of taint dick!

by ABCconnector December 11, 2016

Donald's dick

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.

Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"

by MrSMH October 20, 2016

bitchy dick

A dick suffering from intense erectile dysfunction. Some examples of people that are prone to this are, your father, your grandad, and that one asshole that snorts other peoples jizz behind the local library.

Person 1: Dude, this girl was giving me the best mouth game ever but my dick couldn't stay hard.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.

by Nigazitzit April 6, 2017

Dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button

man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty

by Daxter286 November 25, 2011

Womp Dick

This term is used when you are clapping somebody's cheeks in a match of Fortnite or in just everyday life.

He turned around and I gave him the quick WOMP DICK!!

by The TANK 15 November 26, 2018