cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

Clash of Cocks

When to males get hard and fight each other with their cocks

Hey dude let’s play clash of cocks

by William Crenshaw September 23, 2019

Cock shift

to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other

"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."

by metalheadlegion February 13, 2009

Cock starving

A person who hasn't had sex in a while and craves to be fucked

"Damn that bitch was cock STARVING!"

by Daddy'sSmolBadBoi September 17, 2018

Attention Cock

The art of gaining a member of the opposite sex's attention by depraving them of attention thus resulting in sexual activity.
This normally takes place in a club / bar or a social setting.

"I went to the club last night and I used the attention cock on Sarah, she fell for it hook, line and sinker!"

by Kingbiller September 6, 2009

Cock-wagon

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.

Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.

by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011

Winter Cock

When its that cold outside your cock decides to hibernate in your belly

Shit man its cold outside today. Tell me about it, Ive developed winter cock

by jpsowl December 13, 2012