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sex with mom

sex with mom make more babys
by cute single mom June 4, 2022
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ur mom

Dude1: bro what's on your to-do list today?
Dude2: ur mom is.
by Anabanana_lamagamagoo December 8, 2021
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Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.
I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!
by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022
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mom's slipper

A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother
child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson

Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"
by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020
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jimmy’s mom

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant
carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf
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Mom Socket

Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.
by Poonfarm Inc. December 4, 2021
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tanners mom

an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom
me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.

i want to have anal sex with tanners mom
by RedHotTestyWarts June 16, 2022
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