Cowboy Death

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.
I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.
by JWW32 December 25, 2021
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cowboy spliff

A handrolled cigarette containing a small amount of cannabis.
Oh shit, only got a pinch of weed left? Roll up a cowboy spliff! Spliff weed
by Pseudoplutohotgluegoo December 31, 2017
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Butterscotch cowboy

A butterscotch cowboy can be defined as the act of licking a persons shity assehole after a they have had a long ride on a horse after taking a shit with no toilet paper .
It can be used in conversation ie John was on a long ride got cut short and when he got home Wendy gave him a butter scotch cowboy

Butterscotch cowboy is defined as licking butthole
by Happy NZ Cowboy December 24, 2020
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plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
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facebook cowboy

A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!
Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.
by Mathleen February 07, 2018
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Cowboy tug of war

When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.
I can’t believe I won cowboy tug of war last night at the party.
by Iron head May 23, 2024
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