Johnny

Someone who never gets anything right and requires constant guiding.

Person A: I bought my plane tickets but got the dates wrong.
Person B: That's so Johnny.

by Tabaçao August 18, 2021

Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 3, 2023

Johnny Backshots

John is not your average guy; he had an undeniable charm that seemed to captivate everyone he met. Tall, with a disarming smile and a quick wit, John had a way of making people feel special. What makes Johnny most special is his back shot ability. The way he gets in there is now a staple in the community.

Johnny Backshots was soooo good last night, you have to try him out!

by Spexcks March 27, 2024

Johnny Shot

Shot of Malort
Chase with Shot of Tequila
** no salt or lime **

Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're Wild AF!

by Doble P December 5, 2023

Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.

"that tv show was such a johnny test''

by meko1432_ April 1, 2023

Johnny Burns

This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.

Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.

by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023

johnny McGross

The type of person that can make a crowd bust out in an uncontrollable laugh, and one tbat can drink pitchers of beer or captain morgan for days on end and loves to flick a dames beans,, also honest and a good hearted chap ,, but has a hard time sniffing coke off strippers asses at times

That guy is good as a Johnny McGross!

by Greaser 21 February 2, 2021