non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

non-stick frying pan

Homosexual term for a man's penis.

I would like a 10" non-stick frying pan for Christmas.

Used in the homosexual community around the holidays to communicate about sex when not out of the closet and family is around.

by arnold running man January 4, 2011

Non-Profit Spam

Also known as e-spam. E-mails sent, usually to many people, with no important information, only design to send and/or re send emotional messages...

Damn! Lydia sent me another kitty playing piano e-spam... She's a regular Non-profit spam organization

by bunytou February 18, 2011

Non-Boneritus

The ability to not get a boner ever.

Damn, i cant get a boner, due to this non-boneritus.

by Cuddderz September 19, 2010

non-fun-ness

The complete abscence of any fun or the action of having fun. Can apply to students suffering from abnormal amounts of tests and homework.

Can we change the subject to something more fun to take our minds off the non-fun-ness?

by :)+:)=:D October 15, 2010

Non-Nat

short for "Non-Natural", a person who's had cosmetic surgery.

Have you seen Sarah's mom lately? She's such a Non-Nat.

by Multipearl007 June 13, 2011

Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.

-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!

by sukadog June 9, 2011