the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

False metal

"False metal" is a term created by Manowar in the 80s to describe glam metal music.

Nowadays it also includes nu metal, deathcore, metalcore and similar genres. Some people also include DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal).

Me: These idiots seem to be sure it's metal.

DSBM guy: It is? Why, what, eh?

Me fr: Go listen to some Aura Noir. Death to false metal!

by I love gates June 14, 2023

metallic archea

Metallic Archea refers to when someone or something's, body oder is so bad that it destroys any object within its vicinity.

Fred: "dude I cant believe how bad David's Metallic Archea is."

by codthefish June 29, 2023

Metal Drinkbottle

It's mainly used for drinking water, although you can also use this blunt object as a devastating, badass weapon. It is also a long-range weapon for the strong throwers out there. It acts just like Thor's hammer and attracts electricity for extra damage. Just make sure it is full or empty for long throws. This weapon is usually yielded by the Gods.
Stats:
Damage:

Full: 6050
Empty:3000

Throws:
Damage:
Full: 7000 at short range
Empty: 5000 at long range

God used Metal Drinkbottle
Its extremely effective!
Rando Ranga: "Fuck, that hurt bro."
Jesus Fucking Christ: "Get fucking destroyed ranga."

by Some Rando(notranga) September 6, 2022

death metal

really scary shit...i guess its kind of misunderstood, DM consists mostly of low noises, rasps, and screamed words, and the themes usually give people the impression the artists are so distressed they need to scream in that way; but hey..whatever floats your boat.

"He's so into death metal, i almost pissed myself listening to it!"

by Fiona13 August 7, 2006

nu metal

Whoever thinks they can make a new kind of metal, is wrong, Metal is defined AND ALIVE! Nu metal shouldn't even have the "METAL" tag on it, it's got NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with REAL METAL (ie. Pantera, Sepultura, 80' Metallica, Iron Maiden, Stratovarius, et cetera...!) There's a lot of NEW (I mean NEW, RECENT) True Metal band out there, which are worth intelligent people's attention; examples are: Children of Bodom, God Forbid, Norther, Youthquake, Fprce of Evil, etc.

Out with Nu Metal - it's abou money, true Metal is about music, having a good wine, fucking nice women, fun and having a laugh!

Nu Metal is for depressed teenagers and goth wannabes!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hail Satan!

by Camilo March 15, 2004

nu-metal

Music invented by crack-snorting wheeler-dealers and bored kids from the suburbs with no musical taste.
Usually involes too many turntables and not a lot of talent.
Also much whining and poserish head-banging is necessary.

God I hate Korn. They're nothing but a bunch of eyeliner-wearing, talentless nu-metal fucks.

by irene-o November 8, 2003