Buchanan Mapplebeck

When girl isn't good enough for you so you decide you identify as a IKEA shopping bag

"Jim why don't you have a girlfriend yet"
"I am a Buchanan Mapplebeck"

by IKEA BOIII November 6, 2019

Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.

"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"

by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019

John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it

Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles

by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021

Pog marbles or stickers

1) Some lame ass token economy system that shit-for-brains elementary school teachers love to brainwash their 'special' students with
2) A question that's been asked to the point of ad nauseam, and can no longer warrant a response (i.e. no fucks given)

1) Paul the helper: Pog marbles or stickers.
2nd grader: POG????
Paul the helper: Yes
2nd grader: POG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul the helper: Ok here you go
2nd grader: *starts to cry after realizing he had been duped*

2) Mr. Dotard: Pog marbles or stickers?
5th grader: whatever

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 20, 2021

Toronto Maple Leafs

The best fucking team in the NHL
GO LEAFS GO!

Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?

by mapleleafs4life0 May 25, 2021

droppin' marbles

Losing sanity or intelligence. To lose one's marbles at great speed.

"Dat hoe got outta high school and now she droppin' marbles, she dumb as hell"

"Gramps got alzheimers bad, he droppin' marbles"

"This blunt got me droppin' marbles"

by setagneb December 17, 2021

Toronto Maple Leafs

A NHL team known for their 13 Stanley Cup Wins, annoying fans, and blowing a 4-1 lead to the Boston Bruins on a game 7.

Person 1: did you see the Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, The Toronto Maple Leafs blew it again!

by TriggeringSportsFans August 7, 2022