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throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.
Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.
by Orionnoir August 7, 2015
mugGet the throne lockedmug.

bowl-locked

bowl-locked is when you are taking a dump on the toilet and you feel like you still have some left in the tank, when in reality, your bowels are emmpty. this can typically last anywhere from a few seconds up to a couple minutes or more.
dude i had some mexican food last night and k was bowl-locked all morning the next day.
by Sgt T November 17, 2020
mugGet the bowl-lockedmug.

shong lock dong

Big black man. Most likely from Africa or the southern part of America.
Is Joshua a shong lock dong?
by dragon_slayer36 October 1, 2017
mugGet the shong lock dongmug.

lung lock

The super tight feeling in your chest after a fat bong rip.
Oof that was a fat rip, lung lock just set in.
by Chinston Wurchill VI December 31, 2023
mugGet the lung lockmug.

funky lock knee

When knees lock up while one is dancing causing a jolting motion.
He really wanted to get down to the band but had a bad case of funky lock knee.
by tadwollop March 17, 2010
mugGet the funky lock kneemug.

Goldy Locks

Two fingers and a thumb….
That’s a good goldy locks grip you got there.
by Popemedic December 15, 2021
mugGet the Goldy Locksmug.

caps lock

Probably the most annoying button on your keyboard, especially when gaming. When you're meant to strafe and click "A", you get destroyed AND when you open chat and begin typing something, you think OMG! I HATE THIS DUMB CAPS LOCK BUTTON WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO A??!!111 as you have to delete everything you typed, turn off caps lock, and then type it again. Oh and while you're typing someone snipes you from across the map and you have to re-type EVERYTHING.
And it can also just be annoying when you are just normally typing and you click caps instead of "A"
This is why some keyboards have the right side of the caps button indented so you won't accidentally hit it when gaming/typing. It isn't foolproof but it helps.
I hTE CAPS LOCK!! oh there it goes again >:(
by Monster dood October 13, 2021
mugGet the caps lockmug.

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