loaded secret

When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.

(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)

JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.

EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.

by bucky242 January 7, 2012

Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.

Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.

by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011

Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011

Front load

The act of having a partner skip the line to smash when you already hand someone waiting in line.

I know mark is sweet but i had to front load mark

by Lazy sushi October 10, 2023

muzzle-loading

to place a metal rod in the urethra of the penis, utilized during sexual intercourse.

Man, have your girl take a shot at muzzle-loading, you'll thank me later.

by outlandishoutlaw October 16, 2023

Load to “load”

Listening to metallica and doing the deed

An example of “Load to “load”” :You are doing the deed in the back of a car and you and your partner are listening to metallica while at it and afterwards getting some icecream.
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Example:
Guy 1:”Yo man, how was last night?”
Guy 2:”it was AWESOME, we had a load to load”
Guy 1:”really!? She is that cool?!”
Guy 2:” Yea man!”

by Xainwashere October 22, 2023

Bucket Truck Loaded

It’s when your truck is loaded with pallets while the forklift driver is blind folded

Hey, this will be a good idea! Let’s do the Bucket Truck loaded thing, tie me up!!

by ForRealguy October 24, 2023