(n)- When men and women eat out together, Trevor's Law is the phenomenon in which at least one of the men will inevitably help at least one of the women finish what she ordered. Therefore, according to Trevor's Law, men eating out with women (non-date setting) should assume they will eat slightly more than they ordered, and have vested interest in having the women order food they like.
Girl 1: Hey, what should I get? What's good hear?
Guy 1: The ribeye steak is pretty good, I'd recommend it.
Guy 2: You're just thinking about Trevor's Law.
Girl 2: Hey, you don't think we can finish?! We're both getting the ribeyes, and you won't need to help us a bit!
(40 minutes later)
Girl 1: I'm so full... Does anyone want the rest?
Guy 1: Sure, let me help you out...
Guy 2: I'm telling you, Trevor's Law just never fails.
Guy 1: The ribeye steak is pretty good, I'd recommend it.
Guy 2: You're just thinking about Trevor's Law.
Girl 2: Hey, you don't think we can finish?! We're both getting the ribeyes, and you won't need to help us a bit!
(40 minutes later)
Girl 1: I'm so full... Does anyone want the rest?
Guy 1: Sure, let me help you out...
Guy 2: I'm telling you, Trevor's Law just never fails.
by Trevor Jason Montgomery March 23, 2010
Get the Trevor's Lawmug. Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".
I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".
by awmm March 11, 2016
Get the Law Schoolmug. The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.
When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.
Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!
Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!
by lady lover 2000 December 9, 2012
Get the Bacon Lawmug. A Corollary to Murphy's Law indicating that Captain Murphy had an optimistic outlook on life when he derived his famous law.
Murphy's Law states that anything which can go wrong, will go wrong.
Lawrence's Law states that everything will find a way to go wrong.
First proposed in 1990 at Argonne National Laboratory after the unexpected failure of a particle accelerator
Murphy's Law states that anything which can go wrong, will go wrong.
Lawrence's Law states that everything will find a way to go wrong.
First proposed in 1990 at Argonne National Laboratory after the unexpected failure of a particle accelerator
Not only did we have a missle failure due to the fuel cut-off override, which was predicted with a 5% probability of occuring, The payload also struck a goose, which had a 0% probability of occurring, an example of Lawrence's Law at work.
by richardttu April 17, 2009
Get the Lawrence's Lawmug. People who say stuff that for Example. "Why is X complaining about Y?" Yet, they never show proof of it.
But when you ask them for proof they never show it and say something like "I found it on a forum somewhere." But they never post screenshots of said thing.
But when you ask them for proof they never show it and say something like "I found it on a forum somewhere." But they never post screenshots of said thing.
Person 1: Why are people complaining about Insert something here.
Person 2: I checked but, nobody is complaining about it.
Person 1: That's because i found it somewhere on an forum.
Person 2: You must of skipped a few comments because i did see it somewhere!
Person 1: Citation is needed, this is Victor's Law. You show now proof and now no one will believe you.
Person 2: I checked but, nobody is complaining about it.
Person 1: That's because i found it somewhere on an forum.
Person 2: You must of skipped a few comments because i did see it somewhere!
Person 1: Citation is needed, this is Victor's Law. You show now proof and now no one will believe you.
by SomeRandomNobody February 8, 2017
Get the Victor's Lawmug. If you get on top in a fight after you just got you ass kicked. Then you tell people you won such fight.
by BloodyGums December 14, 2010
Get the Sheppard's Lawmug. Affleck's Law.
Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.
Affleck: Racist!
Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.
Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.
Affleck: Racist!
Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.
by Mojo1961 October 9, 2014
Get the Affleck's Lawmug.