Slap the Kitty

The act of Female Masturbation.

Jenna slap the kitty last night when I was fucking her.

by Mr.Cricket May 25, 2016

little kitty cacka

when one of ur friends takes a dump that is small and cute (resembling that of a kittie cat's poo) and duck tapes it to the hood of another friends car.

Dane: dude, brayden, whats wrong?
Brayden: that cunt jeremy planted a little kitti cacka on my fuckin car.

by vigz July 12, 2005

kozy kitty

To stay in on a night when others are typically out drinking dancing, etc. Often practiced by lesbian couples.

Hurry up and get home so we can be kozy kitty and watch CSI.. I made enchiladas, so pick up some beer and some ice cream.

by Kelloid April 16, 2008

aids kitty

A beautiful cat (usually white and gray) and part siamese that happens to sneeze alot!

Also a person who is pretty but sick

"God, she's so hot but that sneeze"

"Yay, she's an aids kitty, stay away"

"I'd take aids if I could hit that!"

by Gyna Gyna October 4, 2008

Hello Kitty

A cat that appears to be in pretty much everything, including crack.

I got white girl wasted on crack and it's all because of hello kitty

by Umwat July 29, 2014

Shitty Kitty

When a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. This results in feces in the pussy area.

"Sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a shitty kitty"

"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"

by Matmantha September 4, 2014

Kitty litter

The deposit a man leaves in or on a trick after unprotected sex.

one: Yo, you see those kitty litter stains on that ho's sandbox.

two: That ho don't mind kitty litter, just not in her litter box.

by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017