Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.

Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian

by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018

italian crucifixion

When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.

Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?

by El wapo August 26, 2017

italian moron

anyone named lino

that spugatz over there is an italian moron

by mr mcdickhead December 15, 2018

Italian Stallion

The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.

“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”

“What’s an Italian Stallion?

“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”

by KimJongUno February 1, 2019

italian truckstop

When you shove a pound of coffee beans in your anus, and shit spray them across 5 naked men in a truck stop bathroom.

We got bored on the road trip, so we stopped and tried an Italian Truckstop to spice up the trip.

by gerontee February 15, 2019

Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni

Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.

by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

Italian Churro

When you do anal and pull out to a thick coating of poo on your cock

"Dude, why'd you call me at 3am last night?"
"Stacy gave me a nasty Italian Churro and I needed counseling."
"Shit, man."
"You're telling me."

by AsepticNecrosis May 21, 2018