Irish Windex

When a female ejaculates on ones face and proceeds to squeegee said ejaculate off of said face with her vaginal lips in a windshield-wiper motion.

Bro #1 " so I was eating this chick out last night and my face got all bloody. Thank god she gave me the Irish windex!"
Bro #2 " awwww man I need me a good old Irish windex soon."

by Supermctwist9000 May 2, 2018

Heavy Irish Pepper Day

A holiday created by Cyndirella (boardie) due to the misconception that some lyrics in the song "Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner" said "Heavy Irish Pepper Day is a Febuary day" and now Febuary 4th is Heavy Irish Pepper Day.

Happy Heavy Irish Pepper Day!

by The one who got Away February 10, 2007

Irish AA

When you quit drinking from New Year's Day until St. Patrick's Day.

"Hey bro you want to go out drinking for the Super Bowl?" "Nah I can't, I'm in Irish AA until St. Patrick's Day."

by jimhuge January 10, 2012

Wild irish hoe

Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose

"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"

by Nickillyssa April 14, 2017

Irish Vacation

When you go on a 48+ hour bender, and aren't able to remember anything

He turned 21. He just got back from his Irish Vacation.

by Dart Kietanmartaru December 14, 2010

Irish entrance

When a person is supposed to show up somewhere but he no calls and no shows because he drank too much alcohol.

Tim: "I drank a bunch of whiskey and made an Irish entrance to the wedding reception. I'm a bad person."

Chris: "Yeah dude. Your sister was pissed that you weren't there. You were supposed to give the toast."

by jolly_irishman August 27, 2011

Irish Horseshoe

The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.

He pounced upon his foe and gave him a full on Irish Horseshoe

by senior sanchez October 24, 2011