pussy-pipe burst

When a woman's vagina squirts as though a pipe had burst in her pussy.

Dude I had to change the sheets three times this weekend, every time I hit it she had a pussy-pipe burst.

by Tom Coroggio January 20, 2009

alaskan frozen pipe

The act of shitting In a condom, freezing it, then using it as a sex toy.

That guy made a huge Alaskan frozen pipe!

by Bobbetr October 17, 2013

smoke my pipe

To smoke or suck on a man's pipe or penis
most commonly known as giving a blow job or sucking a guys dick.

Oh man I had Stacy smoke my pipe last night and oh my god she is a pro!

seriously dude

yeah she did deep exercises

by Doctor J January 06, 2008

Brown Pipe Engineer

A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman’s entrance.

Timmy was visited by the Brown Pipe Engineer in the dead of the night.

by K-Slash October 06, 2003

Banging on a sewer pipe

Fucking an ugly person

“Hey man, I was banging on a sewer pipe last night”

by EeezEats.com December 25, 2018

Double Pipe Salad

A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.

He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??

by Nasty Dave May 09, 2019

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 15, 2019