train brain

The act of receiving head while riding on a train.

I got some train brain on the railroads.

by yins April 17, 2008

small brain

You.

Did you seriously mess up the cobblestone generator again? You're such a small brain.

by [insert clever name here] February 18, 2020

Tea Brained

Having the political intellect of a sack of dried leaves.

The tea brained flock to anyone shouting taxes are too high like pigeons.

by freerangegeek August 5, 2010

brains

the lights of a car

Young buc(G-Unit): /I bought me an old school(truck) and blew off the brains/

by beezy November 30, 2003

Brain Cramp

A stupid ill-advised idea. An idea where there is a small upside with a huge downside.

Such ideas when work are called genius ideas and when they fail are called colossal failures.

Bill Belichick going for it on 4th and 2 on their own 28 against the Colts on 11/15/2009. Patriots up by 6 with 2-08 on the clock.

Belichick goes for it. Patriots are unable to convert. Colts get the ball on NE 28. P Manning throws a touchdown to Reggie Wayne. An extra point later, Patriots lose the game which they lead by 17 points.

True definition of a brain cramp.

by gr8desius November 17, 2009

Silk Brain

The more wrinkles you have on your brain, the smarter you are. Having a silk brain is the lack of wrinkles on your brain, denoting extreme stupidity or inebriation.

"Nice move, silk brain."
"What a silk."
"Did you see Matt at the bar last night? He got silky as hell."

by Ridicculus July 21, 2009

Brain Slug

An idiot to the infinite power. Someone so stupid that even being in their presence can make you stupider. Worst part about a brain slug is that they don't know how stupid they are/sound. They may often use large words to appear smart

Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.

Reggie: For 20 pts what is 10x1?

Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18

Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

by Mayor McCheesenstein July 15, 2013