iron

machete

"The iron was slack."

by noixz January 15, 2009

Isn't it iron pick

ironic.

isn't it iron pick is a stupid minecraft achievement.
ironic.

by howtogetusername August 12, 2021

iron maiden

GAY ASS 1920's pathetic pretend metal which only 75 year old senior citizens listen to. MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS THEY SUCK AND SLIPKNOT KICKS THEIR ASSES ANY FUCKIN DAY NIGGERS

Dickweed: Dude Slipknot sucks. you should listen to iron maiden.

Me: You are a fucktard. ASS BAG

by iron maiden sucks April 8, 2005

Iron Maiden

I don't know what the fuck all of you freaks are talking about.Iron Maiden fucking SUCK!

Bruce D: "oooooh my weiner is the size of my pinky when it's hard,oooooh"

by groove or die January 14, 2005

Iron Maiden

A very OVERRATED and very unoriginal band who sounds like shit so what's the fuckin use?
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You can't disagree that they're overrated.Just look at all of these definitions these kids have made calling them the 'best band ever'.Uh,excuse me? How could they be anywhere near the best band ever when they sound like shit and are retarded?

Iron Maiden sounds like Homosexual Opera to me.It's like a more homosexual version of opera anyways.Sure the guitar work is pretty good but that's nothing unique.Lots of great guitar players in the world.Their bass players' alright too.So what.There's lots of good bass players out there.Their singer fucking sucks almost as bad as Axl Rose.Their songs are dumb.Their lyrics are retarded.They are not the best anything (not even the best metal band).

by YOU SHIT IN YOUR PANTS September 25, 2005

Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.

Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

iron clamp

"When having anal with a girl doggy style and right before the climax you punch you partner in the back of the head and she clenches her ass cheeks and therefore causing the IRON CLAMP".

" uarrgg babe I'm about to cum "
wHACk👊
"Too tight" you clenched to hard
"Babe you iron clamped me

by Pussy-destroyer100 December 17, 2013