idiot machine

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.

Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018

idionk

1. A funny misspelling of the word idiot.
2. An invalid mech.

Person 1: I love bad movies!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Shut up, idionk!

by FLeXyo June 1, 2018

Idiotyoot

The combination of idiot and yoot

1: The earth is flat
2: You idiotyoot, that's incorrect
1: Did you just yoot me?
2: Yeah, idiotyoot

by Xx-Mysterious_Cat-xX June 7, 2018

idiotic human

The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.

I am an idiotic human for being here in the first place.

by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018

Idiot

Someone who thinks Rey can beat Anakin.

"I think Rey's better than Anakin"
"Man, you are a idiot"

by Jaybird_Parker April 13, 2018

idiotism

The art of categorizing people into types of idiots:

type 1: idiot
type 2: half-idiot
type 3: advanced idiot
type 4: part expert idiot
type 5: expert idiot

There is no master idiot type, since it is not technically possible to master idiotism.

- "I mastered idiotism"
- "Idiotism cannot be mastered"

by shamanism September 15, 2018

idioser

Both an Idiot and a loser that when multiplied together become a new form of retardation. An Idioser carries the traits of a complete dumbass and is a disappointing piece of shit except. When multiplied together the results are extremely dangerous. WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM IDIOSER AT ALL COSTS

WARNING WE HAVE A LEVEL 10 IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. I REPEAT THERE IS A IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. LOCKDOWN IS IN COMMENCE

by Ovendid September 22, 2018