hooker muffin

the true ship name for badboyhalo and skeppy.

hooker muffin is much much better than skephalo because skeppy is a hooker(he's a hooker because he called someone a hooker because they had chain armor and he had chain armor so therefor he is also a hooker) and well bbh is a muffin so it makes perfect sense! only toxic shippers use skephalo.

if your to lazy to read that very short paragraph: hooker(skeppy) + muffin(bbh) = hooker muffin!

hooker muffin is a better ship name ngl

by milflover381 July 15, 2019

hookerslut

someone who will sleep around for a six pack of beer, or cigs, etc.. etc..

She's such a hookerslut , she slept with him for a six pack of lonestar!

by juliairis September 12, 2005

hookbag

An inferior case or satchel used to transport gayness.

When responding to an SMS from Varghese you might say, "Gay off hookbag!"

by Tronjulio Dyscrasias November 26, 2006

Brooklyn Hooker

A tranny hot dog cart vendor that prefers to use their hot dog water as lube for sexual encounters. Will charge extra for DP with a Polish Sausage.

I was so wasted last night coming out of the club, I hit up a Brooklyn Hooker for a hot dog water hand job, the mustard and relish were free.

by TXRoquette July 7, 2014

dirty smell pirate hooker

Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".

you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????

by e to the izzo December 12, 2007

hookanig

Can you hook a nigger up?

Yo, can you hookanig?

by route2null0 October 12, 2005

hooker pride

A trait found in a girl, that doesn't want to admit that she is a slut.

The attitude that a girl has when she is trying to justify being a whore. Playing hard-to-get.

Dude, as soon as that chick let go of her hooker pride she fucked like a porn star.

by Kornuts July 14, 2007