hemmied

Held up. Being stopped and questioned by the police.

Yo man! Da po-lice got them niggas hemmied up in the alley.

by Gino October 1, 2003

hemler

A nerd who does not get tenured at a university.

I got another hemler this year- I must suck at teaching options.

by allazzerman December 11, 2003

Hembemnipi

Someone who thinks they are hip, but are not

She woz noone's bessie - just a straight -laced Koonische : Everyone could see she was Hemmning it coz she woz he queen Hembemnipi

by Colin P December 17, 2004

hemaga

Hemaga (pronunciation HE'-mĭ-juh) adj.

1. Very great in size (mass, weight, girth, height and/or length).
2. Extremely significant and important.

Origin:
My buddy and I were walking along the railroad tracks to go fishing. We saw a freight train sitting idle on a second pair of rails. One of the boxcars had graffiti spray-painted on the side. The largest piece of graffiti read:
"People Are BIG
MACHINES ARE HEMAGA!!"

We interpretted this as meaning that a piece of machinery is much large than a human being. Even though this is not always true (e.g. person vs. blender), it was true at the time (e.g. person vs. train).

She's too hemaja to wear those Daisy Dukes. (Dad)

I can't read this contract; it's hemaga! (Me, when signing my mortgage)

Whales are hemaga. (Herman Melville)

by Freakin July 29, 2008

hemmertyphen

the affliction of having multicolored or abnormally colored poop.

Oh man, I totally just had some hemmertyphen!

by Roark November 6, 2008

Hemo

An emo with an over-abundance of gay assed emotion. A gay emo!

Godammit! Lee is such a gay-assed moody hemo!

by macshane May 14, 2007

hemiastrist

An Internet reviewer who, no matter how many stars or other units are available for a rating, will always give a fractional score to the reviewed item.

Opposite of a hyperastrist.

"67.5 out of 100? This guy is the worst hemiastrist I've ever seen!"

by Gurn Blandston January 5, 2008