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guitar freedom

A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.
(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."

(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"
by luciferous July 19, 2019
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Guitar

Your guitar is a ruined bass
by BASS NATION KEEPER August 20, 2019
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Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned
I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out
by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019
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Guitarist

Usually a person who has failed in life. A Guitarist is usually a man, with no social skills who has spent most of his life in a room with other socially awkward people, as to retard his or her own social skills to the point of being only able to comunicate complex thoughts through music and old memes.
"Oh no, Jan, i won't marry him, he's a guitarist."

"Yeah, he'd be a really cool adition to out friends list, but he's a guitarist."
"I'm not Gay, i'm just a guitarist."
by Four String Guitar November 1, 2019
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Guitar

Just a weird six strings BASS
by BASS NATION KEEPER November 23, 2019
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Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.
House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."
by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020
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guntasoarusrex

Noun. The upper fatty area above a females pussy that hangs from the bottom side of the stomach well over her wooohaaa...

OR one could say Hey look at Keren over there why does she always have to be a guntasoarusrex?? Like a bitchy woman from the Australia Pothixus Robustus era..
OR one could say Hey look at Keren over there why does she always have to be a guntasoarusrex?? Like a bitchy woman from the Australia Pothixus Robustus era..
by ChiefCheckaChin March 13, 2020
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