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horny goat weed

A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.
This horny goat weed is helping me shoot more semen when I ejaculate.
by ATON02 December 23, 2004
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Dough Goat

Someone that is so dumb that they are a waste of humanity
Jonny: Whats 2+2
Shane: You're a fucking dough goat
by JFlanders123 March 19, 2013
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Hairy Goat Balls

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.
Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.
by samyooell March 20, 2011
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Mega Goat

A large goat, big horns, big head and big balls
Did you peep that mega goat hes a monster!!!!!!
by Myron dueshay April 11, 2010
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Albanian Goat Fucker

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.
Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes
by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020
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whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.
Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.
by t3hKEG December 12, 2007
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Stoked as a goat

1. Stoked to the uppermost degree.
2. Something is going well and you're feeling the need to express you're enthusiasm at it's sucess.
1. On a good day you say "I'm stoked as a goat!"
2. Situation example: You've just done some particuarly nice welds and the girder is properly solid as an ox. So you say: "Ahhhhh, Stoked as a goat!"
by DuneFish January 31, 2004
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