Is this Real Life?

Going hard every chance you get, never looking back on the decisions you made because at the time you know in your heart that they were the right decisions to make at that time.

Brian - Let's do jaeger bombs!
Jansen - i'm too drunk to taste this chicken
Brian - (takes shots)
Jansen - (takes shots)
Brian - is this real life?

by Team-Domination March 01, 2011

Real Raina Effect

The effect Raina gives off when someone first meets her and instantly has a crush, without Raina’s knowing. 50% of the they never act on it since she’s too amazing to believe the feeling is mutual. 40% of the something is said to someone about it from the person under the effect. 10% of the time the person under the effect says something to Raina themselves. 100% of the time Raina is completely shocked by how attractive she is to others, even after many examples of people confessing their love to her. The point is she is so amazing that most if not all peers she meets will feel romantically attracted to her.

Boy 1: I think I like Raina
Boy 2: Don’t we all? Must be the real Raina effect, But you gotta tell her!
Boy 1: But she’s so out of my league
Boy 2: What’s the worst that can happen

*Later*

Boy 1: Hey Raina, I think you’re great and I like you
Raina: Aaahhhhhh (In her head: Please don’t be a stalker please don’t be a stalker)

by PleaseGoToCanadaWithMe November 07, 2019

real neighbor hours

The time of day when your neighbors are sleeping so you can't make too much noise

We can't play twister right now man it's, real neighbor hours

by Emitninitsuj February 19, 2018

Real 80s Writer

A graffiti writer that painted a little bit for a couple of years in the late 1980s. Returned to the scene to show everyone who’s boss during a midlife crisis demanding the respect of a graffiti king. Will use old school rules when it suits him. Hates street art. Gets pleasure from painting violent and abusive threats in childrens’ play parks. Internet troll and alcohol fuelled keyboard warrior. Must have an Instagram account to gain validation from strangers. Will not write within his postcode. Will put up the names of his pets to make it look like he has an army.

Person 1: Someone painted over that lovely mural at the park with some hideous unreadable bubble letters.
Person 2: Yeah, it must have been a ‘Real 80s Writer’!

by Cacher July 02, 2019

real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 09, 2018

Real Degenerate Hours

Real Degenerate Hours is a specific time between 2 AM to 5 AM where true degenerates are especially proactive. It is easy to tell that a degenerate apart from a normal human fucking being by the fact that nobody but them are awake at this god forsaken hour within a 3 square mile radius.

Holy shit, It's real degenerate hours.

by Literal Degenerate April 03, 2018

You the real MVP

MVP stands for Most Valuable Player. Kevin Durant ( a guy you usually see on this meme) was talking about his mom while receiving the MVP Trophy on the sixth of May 2014 and called her ( his mother) the real MVP. After that this phrase indicates that somebody has done something really well, or so it's considered to mean.

Guys, who pay for Netfilx and let others use their account , you the real MVP
You write a good online review on a product? You the real MVP

by Illuminatus February 07, 2015