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five dollar story

Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."
John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.
by Jamaica G April 13, 2008
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high five

To place ones hand flat palmed against the wall while sleeping
Everytime Josam sleeps, he high fives the wall.
by KingShacka June 27, 2005
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give me a five

To hit the inside of someone's hand with your hand to show that you're very pleased about something. See also "roots me again".
by Dino March 11, 2005
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Ulster High Five

When you slap a girls arse during a particularly heavy menstrual cycle and you return with a red hand in the fashion of the red hand that adorns the badge of the Ulster rugby team.
After getting an Ulster High Five I think I'll just masturbate instead.

Ass Red Hand Period
by Knuckles54 October 14, 2017
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Three Four Five

David: Bro, how much did you drink last night!?
Troy: Dude, I pulled off a three four five.
David: Your were shit faced.
Troy: Fuckk.
by Dwood93 June 28, 2011
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finger high-five

during naked times involving 3+ people, one participant inserts a finger into the woman's vagina while another participant inserts a finger into her anus. The inserters then touch fingers through the vaginal/rectal walls, simulating a high-five. except with fingers.
my room mate and i had some slut ask us to double team her. we started it off with a celebratory finger high-five.
by j.t. paperstacks September 21, 2010
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five nights at anime

... oh you search this up,, look like im not the only one who forgot about that game it was the worst way to get a boner
jack: hey dude do you know five nights at anime
Adam: *war sound8
by guest_912 November 4, 2020
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