fecle-faced

Piss drunk. Extremely wasted.

Dude, broham, I'm sorry I sent your ex-girlfriend that video of me naked, I was so fecle-faced!

by apocalypstick December 29, 2007

Krunk-Faced

An intoxicated state in which you are completely irresponsible for your actions, usually intentionally inflicted.

Hey Bear Bear, wanna go get krunk-faced tonight?

by upandadam January 15, 2009

Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

Dream Feed

Semen deposited in the mouth before bed.

First uttered by either Sam or Emma at Dinting Cricket Club, May 2010

Lady - I am going to bed now darling

Gentleman - Not before your dream feed

/cut to porn scene

by onetothetwotothethreetothefloo May 25, 2010

Du faced

when someone deletes his facebook account

He du faced me as a friend and cancelled his account

by ssfournier December 4, 2010

Chicken-Faced

Sh!t-faced. Blacked-out drunk to the point where your face resembles that of a chicken.

Friend 1: "Dude, you were pretty chicken-faced last night.

Friend 2: "Yeah man, I can't remember a thing and I have no idea how I even got home."

by Chicken Faced Hero November 13, 2010

beiber feeder

1. when a large number of facebook statuses about justin beiber clog your news feeds.

2. when anything to do with justin beiber is excesively talked about in facebook statuses

1. (on facebook) Jamie : omg ! did you see jb.. so cute
suzy : omg jb concert tonight !

amy : never say never ! cant wait to see it!

bill : omg every ones got beiber feeder!

2. lisa : omg justin shoulda won that aword!

ashley : wow why didnt justin win !

abby : wow im cry how could justin not win that award!
james : woow beiber feeder alert !

by laur.laur.55 March 2, 2011