Fake News

Fake News means anything that will help persuade his deluded cult to believing what he says. It will cover his thousands of his lies that the media exposes, so he can lie some more

I didn't call soldiers 'losers,' that's fake news.

by 0927000 September 4, 2020

Fake William

When one guy pretends to be straight but he’s really gay. Most often found in gay bars wearing white pants and smoking

Your a fake William

by FakeWilliam June 25, 2018

Fake Toxic

If you want to see a fake toxic friendship go to Ella Lawrence and Kayla Duffy. They have the most toxic friendship ever they constantly talk shit on each other they also always cause drama They’re Friends one week and not Friends or next week The only reason their friends again is because Ella always comes crying back to Kayla

if you wanna know how to not be fake toxic do not talk shit on your friends at all if a toxic friendship is Kayla and Ella do not take after them

by Nonamedbitch September 17, 2020

Fake Awake

When you are running on straight up fumes and buttchugged energy drinks

Yeah bro, i'm feeling fake awake right now.

by Talbor August 9, 2020

Fake Buzz

When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.

Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

Trigger fake

When someone keeps talking about doing something but never follows through.

Yeah. I really dig that new club spot. We're going! Next Saturday it's on.

(Doesn't ever happen)

Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.

by misstara007 June 10, 2022

fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.

“____ is such a fake friend.”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019