Evan

A Chad but named evan. We call him nuggie daddy

An Evan is a doggy looking creamy

by Lover of chunky horses January 17, 2022

Cheyenne Evans

The most Favorited Child

You are a Cheyenne Evans

by @023kevans November 5, 2020

Tweaking Evan

Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.

Dude we did some shrooms and my friend turned into a tweaking evan.

by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025

Evan Gramcracker

A tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018

The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

by Smells like trout August 14, 2024

Evan

as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.

kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though

by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019

Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.

by S_istheloml March 30, 2024