Ethan

ethan is perfect and has a massive cock :)

Ethan by erhaines1 May 31, 2021

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Ethan

A guy who is definitely defines perfection. Although he might not agree, it’s obvious to anyone that meets him that he is the smartest, most funniest and charming guy on planet earth. He’s the best thing to ever happen to anyone and should be loved and cared for properly because he deserves it.

Ethan is perfect

Ethan by Jaelix June 1, 2021

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Ethan

A guy who is definitely defines perfection. Although he might not agree, it’s obvious to anyone that meets him that he is the smartest, most funniest and charming guy on planet earth. He’s the best thing to ever happen to anyone and should be loved and cared for properly because he deserves it.

Ethan is perfect

Ethan by Jaelix June 1, 2021

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Ethan

When you first meet him, he will seem like a nice guy ,but when you get to really know him he is just really messy and has a horrible attitude, I will warn you he might look cute but he is a CHEATER

Ethan is such a cheater

Ethan by Skbeauty106 June 6, 2021

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Ethan

The type of person who makes other people’s days. Who’s smile lights up the room every time he walks in. The type of person you could never fall out of love with. He makes the best boyfriend and will never give up on you no matter what. His looks will take your breath away and his personality is one of the best you’ll ever meet. Once you get to know him you could never go back to your life before him. He’ll become your everything, your shoulder to cry on, your favorite person in the world. He’ll say the most cringe dad jokes but because of his wits you won’t be able to hold in laughter. He could rant on about nerd stuff for hours but you don’t care because you love him for everything he is. Whenever you look into his eyes all you see is your future and someone who cares about you. Ethan is so amazing.

Girl 1: I failed the test

Girl 2: I passed
Girl 1: what!? How?
Girl 2: Ethan helped me. He’s so sweet.
Girl 1: I wish I was that lucky

Ethan by Joe’s favorite cousin from June 13, 2021

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Ethan

Literally a sub

“Hey, isn’t Ethan a total sub?”
“Dude stop wasting my time. It literally goes without saying.”

Ethan by SnipedByABilly June 15, 2021

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