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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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Doing em dirty

The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube
"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"
by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023
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EMS

my life is shit so just please EMS

person A: *shows cringe*
person B: EMS
or/cringe:EMS
by pickkle December 1, 2016
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ride em' hard and leave em' wet

a slang term often used by a religion teacher. used to describe the lifestyle of mid-evil cowboys.
To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet

Look at that cowboy ride.

he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022
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Em’

Em's a funny, kind person with a HUGE heart
She is very fond of music, and often art
It's a rare first name, like her
She is a beautiful person inside and out
If you're one of Em's best friends you're extremely lucky, although she has a lot of friends, some are more important to her than others
She's the perfect girlfriend, whether for a boy or a girl!
Em’ s a funny, kind person with a HUGE heart
She is very fond of music, and often art
It's a rare first name, like her
She is a beautiful person inside and out
If you're one of Em's best friends you're extremely lucky, although she has a lot of friends, some are more important to her than others
She's the perfect girlfriend, whether for a boy or a girl!
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Ems job

An Ems job is a synonym to job town on the fire side. Ems job is used by ambulance drivers who were not able to become fireman and were forced to either work on private Ems or stuck on the ambulance rotation forever on the fire department. Ems job or jobs is used when the ambulance company takes a pounding during a 24 hour shift and gets no sleep and is backed up by reports.
Ems jobs for days, haven’t seen the starion in 12 hours and 12 reports behind .
by vuk322 November 30, 2021
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