Ems

Eat My Shit

U bms ems bitch

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Aggravated Em Anus

When you squat while cleaning your room on your period and you think you have to fart but you accidentally poop yourself violently. It drips into the bloody pad as well as your underwear itself but yet, through sheer determination, you still clean up your room before cleaning your butt

Wow dude! I have an extreme case of aggravated Em anus last night!

by Jefree123456789 October 14, 2020

WAP EM

1.Acronym for:
Women
Against
Penises
&
Egotistical
Men
2.An organization for women against penises and egotistical
men.

Rosie O'Donnel is the president of WAP EM!

by N Lo December 28, 2008

emmy ems

A kind girl who cares more about her friends then herself. She can take criticism about herself, but not any about her loved ones. She'll always be there for you, at least once she's wakes up from her nap. She needs reassurance because she can't help but overthink. She's gorgeous but not everyone sees that. She loving and kind.

Person 1: Hey Emmy Ems, how are you?

Emily: Heyy, I good. What about you? :)

by anonymous May 17, 2022

el em ay oh

L (el)-laugh

M (em)-my
A (ay)-ass
O (oh)-off

oh yh el em ay oh i remember that!!

by mightywil April 17, 2021

Gettin Em

Getting revenge on those who have it coming their way. Usually in a slow manner to not be noticed at first. And is usually where it hurts the most.

"You think you will find out why this is happening or who is doing it?" ... "Doesn't matter..when I find out.. Im gettin em!"
Getting Em- Seeking revenge slowly

by GettinEm June 11, 2019

Em and Cole

The ship that everyone expected. They always make each other laugh. They always smile together. They're always close together. It was just meant to be. And it finally happened, and they're so happy together. It's almost contagious. Cole loves Em. Em loves Cole. No rocky patch or downward spiral will pull them apart, and that's just fine with them. Everyone want's a Cole to they're Em, or an Em to their Cole. Everyone desires the perfect one for them. Cole and Em just so happened to get just that.

Person 1: Omg is that Cole and Em?
Person 2: Duuude, they're literally the definition of goals

Em and Cole are literally perfect for each other.

by TheLastPizzaRoll August 14, 2019