crotch dollar

a person who is either just as rude, stubborn, disgusting or crude as the dollar that has come out of a prostitute or stripper's crotch area

Jack wanted to go out and see a movie, but Derrick was being a crotch dollar and decided to stay home with his girlfriend.

by Jew-lissa November 9, 2009

three dollar shower

(v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger

Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.

"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."

"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."

by the_leif October 10, 2011

Five dollar footlong line

The wanting to snort a powdered sub sammich off of a man's genitals.

"Man, I did a five dollar footlong line off of Doug last night. It was intense."

by Rathboneee February 12, 2012

sand-dollar nips

Nipples with large areolas.

I saw Carissa's boobs last night, she has Sand-dollar nips.

by Krispen Wa July 30, 2016

Donger Dollar

A fake internet currency used to buy dank memes

Man #1: I will sell my dank memes for $5 donger dollars.
Man #2: It a deal

by SilentBlue101 July 1, 2016

Grayson Dolan

A YouTube sensation I love very much

Grayson Dolan is a very sweet caring and charming teenage boy

by BABY_DOLAN__ July 14, 2018

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018