Doctor Steve

I like you and appreciate your company, but you’re fucking boring me and I’m leaving.

Kim: Did you hear about Kim kardashian’s—
Sarah: doctor Steve. *leaves*

by P@per-cvT February 1, 2026

Dictatus

Someone who has acted like or is known to be a dick and whose status of being a dick remains true.

His dictatus remains the same after all of these years.

by Analstasia February 11, 2026

Doccam's Razor

The dumbest explanation is the correct one
idiom / informal maxim

Definition:
A principle suggesting that when faced with a confusing outcome, the dumbest most moronic explanation, often one that seems almost too stupid to have been thought of, is usually the right one.

Explanation in Context:
Rather than assuming complex behavioral shifts, market dynamics, or hidden technical issues, the most idiotical cause (users weren’t notified, so they didn’t engage) is likely the true explanation.

“A classic example of Doccam's Razor - When they removed all in-app notifications and then wondered why no one interacted with their product”

by Tom_Bombad1l February 24, 2026

dictator

A person of brutal authoritarianism that is known for ruling with a hardcore iron fist, like Kim Jung Un with North Korea or DPRK.

Now I know why they call people like Donald Trump a dictator, because he's a real DICK!

by _darktimes80_ May 13, 2025

Doctors

Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.

Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"

Doctors "You won't be-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "You won't be rememb-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "Yo-"

Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

DOCAS

An abbreviation for the Duchy of Courland and Semigalia

DOCAS was a duchy in the Baltic region, then known as Livonia, that existed from 1561 to 1569 as a nominal vassal state of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak July 26, 2025

Dictato

Describes the many dictators that are shaped like a potato.

The dictato was ironically critical of other leaders mental and physical fitness.

by Missy JS October 8, 2025