a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.
bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.
bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
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Get the David Cole mug.Comedian actor, proably best known as "tobias funke" from arrested devlopment, his works often feature hilarious poltical oriented humor. His comedy CDs include, the hilarious "shut up you fucking baby" and "It's not funny". One of the two best of my generations comedians, him and sarah silverman.
sample from David cross's "shut up you fucking baby" " One of the good things that have come out of this war is alot of bad country music"
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Emo David is bi and proud.
Emo David has black hair that he dyed himself, with bangs over his eyes. He even highlights his bangs sometimes.
Emo David's eyes are framed in black eyeliner that look like they've been painted on by a 4 yr old who isn't particularly talented at art.
Emo David writes poor poetry, a lot.
Emo David loves Fall Out Boy and Panic *insert superfluous punctuation mark here* at the Disco.
Emo David thinks Trivium is hardcore metal.
Emo David wears bottle-thick glasses.
Emo David wears aforementioned glasses even though his eyesight is fine and doesn't actually need them.
Emo David loves to take photographs of himself at weird angles.
Emo David cries in the corner of his room when he isn't in his friends' myspace top 8.
Emo David wears his sister's trousers.
Emo David goes to concerts and plays the air guitar whilst attempting to mosh.
Emo David slits his wrists and wears short sleeved shirts so everyone can know that he's a 'true' emo.
Emo David's acoustic guitar is his best friend. Ever.
Emo David loves to insert lots of "X"s into his screenames. Eg: xXHeartsXofXbleedingXpainXx
Emo David is bi and proud.
Emo David has black hair that he dyed himself, with bangs over his eyes. He even highlights his bangs sometimes.
Emo David's eyes are framed in black eyeliner that look like they've been painted on by a 4 yr old who isn't particularly talented at art.
Emo David writes poor poetry, a lot.
Emo David loves Fall Out Boy and Panic *insert superfluous punctuation mark here* at the Disco.
Emo David thinks Trivium is hardcore metal.
Emo David wears bottle-thick glasses.
Emo David wears aforementioned glasses even though his eyesight is fine and doesn't actually need them.
Emo David loves to take photographs of himself at weird angles.
Emo David cries in the corner of his room when he isn't in his friends' myspace top 8.
Emo David wears his sister's trousers.
Emo David goes to concerts and plays the air guitar whilst attempting to mosh.
Emo David slits his wrists and wears short sleeved shirts so everyone can know that he's a 'true' emo.
Emo David's acoustic guitar is his best friend. Ever.
Emo David loves to insert lots of "X"s into his screenames. Eg: xXHeartsXofXbleedingXpainXx
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First he caught a touchdown that put the Giants ahead in the fourth quarter. The Patriots scored after that, so the Giants had one drive to win the game. On 3rd and 5, Giants QB Eli Manning was almost sacked by 2+ Patriot defenders. Somehow he got away from all of them and threw the ball downfield. David Tyree caught the ball with his arm and his helmet, as his other arm was being held by Rodney Harrison.
That was the play of the game, and it has many names such as Helmet Catch, Double Miracle, David and Eliath, The Great Escape, The Great Helmet Escape Catch, etc.
This catch probably saved the game for the Giants, as Manning went on to throw a game-winning touchdown to WR Plaxico Burress, ending the Patriots' perfect season as they were 18-0 at the time. Now they get to be 18-1. Losers.
First he caught a touchdown that put the Giants ahead in the fourth quarter. The Patriots scored after that, so the Giants had one drive to win the game. On 3rd and 5, Giants QB Eli Manning was almost sacked by 2+ Patriot defenders. Somehow he got away from all of them and threw the ball downfield. David Tyree caught the ball with his arm and his helmet, as his other arm was being held by Rodney Harrison.
That was the play of the game, and it has many names such as Helmet Catch, Double Miracle, David and Eliath, The Great Escape, The Great Helmet Escape Catch, etc.
This catch probably saved the game for the Giants, as Manning went on to throw a game-winning touchdown to WR Plaxico Burress, ending the Patriots' perfect season as they were 18-0 at the time. Now they get to be 18-1. Losers.
"What a play by Eli Manning! He eluded three sacks! And what a catch by David Tyree, with 58 seconds to go!"
-Bob Papa (yes, that is the real name of a broadcaster.)
-Bob Papa (yes, that is the real name of a broadcaster.)
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