A biohazard tattoo directly above the ass crack of a closet homo who can't get any pussy 'cause they're always locked up in prison! Yup, that's why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!
Bubba: I wuz gonna nail that little white bitch in the shower this morning, but that little fag has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. That mofo got aids now or is that just a date shield?
Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
by 11-13 Buster July 17, 2008
by bill the cat July 17, 2008
A dating reality show is a scripted, fantasy romance program that focuses on singles and couples in their dating adventures.
, Everything is over-dramatized and exaggerated, as well as the participants overreacting to literally everything.
Whilst "The Bachelor/ette" is one of the bigger ones, there are many different spinoffs and clones.
, Everything is over-dramatized and exaggerated, as well as the participants overreacting to literally everything.
Whilst "The Bachelor/ette" is one of the bigger ones, there are many different spinoffs and clones.
"Omg did you see First Dates last night? Mary went into a full rage over dropping her spoon!"
"Oh I dont watch those reality dating shows.."
Need an idea for a tv show? Just make a reality dating show..
"Oh I dont watch those reality dating shows.."
Need an idea for a tv show? Just make a reality dating show..
by HbBrisley July 15, 2020
Voluntaringly cucking yourself from having a tangible relationship in the real word, and instead claiming this internet person as "yours" while you're not able to reach out and touch their face.
Although there are exceptions, e-dating is going to fail, and is a gateway to depression.
Most people that e-date are:
a) Lonely virgins with no friends
b) Sad young adults usually 18-23
c) Fake depressed 13-17 year olds that listen to sad music like lil peep and xxxtentacion
While e-dating many people are going to have "cyber sex".
Cyber sex is basically sex through the internet and you're just looking at the other person through a screen, usually through discord, and vice versa, whilst both of you are naked. That's just sad.
Although there are exceptions, e-dating is going to fail, and is a gateway to depression.
Most people that e-date are:
a) Lonely virgins with no friends
b) Sad young adults usually 18-23
c) Fake depressed 13-17 year olds that listen to sad music like lil peep and xxxtentacion
While e-dating many people are going to have "cyber sex".
Cyber sex is basically sex through the internet and you're just looking at the other person through a screen, usually through discord, and vice versa, whilst both of you are naked. That's just sad.
Person 1: I am e-dating this girl online and last night we had sex!
Person 2: Oh wow dude that's amazing!
Normal person: Your life is extremely sad
Person 2: Oh wow dude that's amazing!
Normal person: Your life is extremely sad
by ΣουΓαμωΤοΣπιτι June 18, 2019
A group of girls that gets together for "girl time," ie shopping, lunch or dinner, or just general hanging out.
Often used by fathers who are shamed by the fact that their daughter might be a lesbian, or simply as a derogatory remark meant to encourage their daughter to date guys.
Often used by fathers who are shamed by the fact that their daughter might be a lesbian, or simply as a derogatory remark meant to encourage their daughter to date guys.
Emily (to her dad): I'm going out with a few of my friends to get lunch!
Dad: Who are the friends?
Emily: Michelle, Amy, and Sarah, of course.
Dad (to himself): Great, she's going out on a dyke date.
Dad: Who are the friends?
Emily: Michelle, Amy, and Sarah, of course.
Dad (to himself): Great, she's going out on a dyke date.
by Phil Osborn September 02, 2008
A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.
You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.
(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy
On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl
The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.
(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy
On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl
The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date
2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
by cmshinyman November 09, 2020