Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 04, 2017

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The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.

Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

by Proxy November 16, 2016

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Dank crank

when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock

I dank crank my butt fart

by fartlicker67 January 13, 2022

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Drop a dank

A phrase coined by the youths of Tasmania, Australia, the term is an amalgamation of the saying, "Drop a skid", popular throughout rural Australia, specifically in Motocross communities, and the buzzword "dank".

Old mate: Lolz saw u guzzling sum pingaz at ya nans
New m8: Drop a dank plz
Drop a dank: the phrase of the generation

by bigleggy January 07, 2016

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dank toes

That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .

Ewwww keep your dank toes of my coffee table man!

by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017

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