Clauderdale

Spanish for pencil

Sam: Hey John pass me the clauderdale!
John: what the fuck are you talking about

by Tinypenis74 November 18, 2025

Clode

Clit chode

Women with high testosterone have clodes

by Clodemaster January 11, 2026

old cloud

a heavy band formed in Ballard consisting of Rob Morrison (ex Tarantula Hawk) on bass and synth, Brad Mowen (Accüsed, ASVA, Burning Witch, Apes of Wrath) on battledrums, and Chad Lefler on bass and fuzzbass. Album soon.

trees, fog, hail, batholith, reservation cocktail
old cloud is coming and you're on his list!

by chadremains September 17, 2008

ninja clouding

when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.

you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you

by ninja chik August 30, 2009

Deusche-cloud

The body-spray scented cloud, sometimes as much as 15 to 20 feet in diameter which surrounds body-spray doused deusche-bags as they move through their environment.

The people at table five are complaining about the odor. What am I supposed to do? It's not my fault if some deusche-bag comes strolling in and brings his "Deusche-cloud" with him.

by LilBob September 3, 2009

Brown Cloud

Brown Cloud: Truely, a fart is a release of tiny poo particals into the air. Magnified, the particals create a, "brown cloud". So the next time you walk into a fart, remember to keep your mouth closed- otherwise you are injesting poo particals AKA brown cloud.

Next time you fart in a crowd, look around at those who are injesting last nights dinner, and celebrate silently.

"Hey dude, I just farted and everyone around me is standing in my brown cloud."

"My brown cloud has taste of last night's fried chicken!"

by swaggette November 29, 2009

Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.

An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.

by creideiki333 November 12, 2011