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celfag

Celibate Faggot, Celfags are people who can't get a girl, but aren't Incels. They're so low, they have no standards to be called an Incel.

To be an Incel, also has standards. And shouldn't be confused with Celfags, who are just normie faggots, the lowest scums that can ever exist.

To be an Incel, you need to read alot, be self-satisfied and not feel lonely even though you're alone. You know alot of stuff by observation, your reasons to be a bad communicator are very different than the Celfag loners. You have some hobby or talent, you're well-versed with politics, into science fiction, gaming, music and art, history, philosophy or anything similar. But you spend too much time on Reddit and Discord.

Celfags are depressed teens, who blame all their failures to circumstances. They are not aware of anything around, and their intelligence is way lower than compared to Incels. Celfags are the normie scums, who have no GK, low IQ, poor social skills, and no other talent whatsoever.

Incels are unable to communicate because they're very different from the generic normie population. Celfags are the same as the normie generic people, have no idea of internet terminology, and try to follow generic trends to impress women, still aren't able to and get one.
That fatso Bob, he can't even have a conversation with an AI botgirl, such a normie, he can't even make a fake E-mail. He watches generic webseries like Friends thinking it will get him a woman.

Huh, what a Celfag!

Look at that idiot, he unironicallly shares motivational speakers bullshit, 2012 memes, and listens to generic pop music like Weekend to impress girls, still can't get any. What a celfag.
by carlos_de_la_indica June 11, 2023
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Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008
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"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!
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