Crazy check

Slang for a monthly stipend from the Social Security Disability Insurance department given to recipients deemed unable to work because of psychiatric disability. Application for eligibility is often a lengthy process, but not impossible for those who truly need the assistance. It is NOT a handout or a copout for those who don't feel like working. It is a critical safety net for those who might fall between the cracks and potentially find themselves out on the street.

Thanks to my crazy check I keep a roof over my head.

by Notyermomma January 8, 2011

dick check

When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.

She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.

by Keovani® October 25, 2007

bone check

term used in the stabbing of another.

upon seeing person B, person A screams, "bone check" foo!. and proceeds to stab him, once, twice, or thirty times

by El Negro September 11, 2004

check the mojo filter

a phrase used to secretly tell your counterpart/counterparts that something has gone wrong and you all should leave the room and/or social situation

tom sees the man who his wife cheated on him with, but tom already has warrants out for his arrest so he must leave as not to cause a scene.

friends: hey tom isnt that the guy?

tom: oh yeah, we should deffantly check the mojo filter

by thedestroyerofmenknownassteve July 19, 2010

credit check

when you swipe your hand through someone's ass like a credit card. THEN smell hand and say "wow, you've been approved"

You have just been Credit Checked!

by flanstar February 28, 2005

checking chicken

Using a male or female for their money or other valuables via flirting, relationships, sex or intamite conversations.

Yeah John is just checking chicken out of her.

by Luckyone33 October 4, 2017

Chinese Checkers

Taking a snap chat of someone giving you fellatio while driving. Comparing the level of difficulty of Chinese Checkers with the act and taking into account the small size of the penis involved.

We played Chinese Checkers on the way home last night... I almost hit the ditch!

by Marky N December 23, 2014