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Hand Cannon

The best codename for a girl that you get a big boner for. Nobody will know what you mean, so feel free to express yourself in awkward ways!
Me: I have tried out the hand cannon that is totally from fortnite, and it is my favorite!
Friend: Cool bro I really like the golden scar.
by DMan21121 May 6, 2019
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Cannon

when you want to trick somebody in to believing something you say your joke this shout out "cannon"
For example...." hey you dropped your pencil" they look down forgetting that they dont have a pencil and then you scream CANNON!
by MonjiBOo October 9, 2008
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Yeet Cannon

The beautiful, low-cost, 'sperg pistol that Hi-Point sadly did not produce.
A Yeet Cannon, a Yeeet Cannon, my kingdom for a Yeet Cannon!
by Steak Barbarosa July 23, 2019
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Canonically

A word to describe how two people are shipped.
Korra and Asami are canonically bisexual
by canonically October 31, 2017
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Cannon Ball

A process where a man loads his jap's eye with cheap caviar (lump fish eggs work well) and gets his lady to go down on him. This ensures she's so repulsed by the taste of the caviar that ensuing man eggs will taste sweet in comparison.
Her: Slurp, EWWWW!
Him: "You just been Cannon Balled baby".
by ball2345 January 7, 2010
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Cannonator

(n) The action describing hitting a person's buttocks repeatedly with one's fists. See also: cannonize, cannonation, cannonization
Watch out, or she will bring the wrath of the Cannonator on you.
by L. Fullz September 7, 2008
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canon crashing

Fanfiction term for when a Mary Sue or Gary Stu or self-insert not only enters a story and becomes Ms/Mr. Wonderful, but the entire story centers around said Mary Sue or Gary Stu bashing or insulting the canon characters to accomplish its own superiority.

Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
The following passage from a fanfiction that shall be nameless illustrates canon crashing.

Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”

“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”

Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.

“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.

Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
by annoyed reader December 9, 2008
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